Funny Sass Candles – Hilarious & Sarcastic Gifts

Sassy, sarcastic, and sometimes sanctified — our candle collection is for the emotionally unstable, spiritually spicy, and coffee-dependent queens who just need a moment (or ten) to themselves.

These aren't your grandma's candles. Each one comes with a bold label and a matching attitude:

  • Just Light Me and Pretend You're Fine – therapy in a jar (almost).

  • Smells Like I’ve Got My Life Together (But I Don’t) – for the hot mess express.

  • Peace, Love & Don’t Talk to Me – perfect for people-ing on your terms.

  • Joy Comes in the Morning... After Coffee – caffeinate before you congregate.

  • Salted But Saved – faith with a little flavor.

  • Fall for Jesus, Not for Men – because your heart isn’t a community project.

  • Smells Like Whatever You’re Trying to Avoid – we said what we said.

  • Lit Like the Christmas Tree I Forgot to Water – festive chaos in candle form.

Each candle makes a perfect gift for your best friend, your mom, or the coworker who's this close to quitting. Or better yet — light one for yourself and let the scent do the emotional labor.